| Let's face it...eating is fun! Well at least it is for me. I | | | | grab my plate and go straight to the good |
| don't know, I've always had this relationship with | | | | stuff...forget about about the fruit. Here's how I load |
| food...I just don't understand these people who "eat | | | | up my plate...I usually go to the eggs first. I prefer |
| to live". What's that all about? I just don't understand | | | | fried eggs, but most buffets are going to offer |
| these people. | | | | scrambled, so I throw a few spoons of scrambled |
| But I must admit that I don't always eat what is | | | | egg on the plate. I then go to the hashbrowns. Many |
| considered to be healthy. I love greasy deep fried | | | | times they will have both hashbrowns and a second |
| gooey stuff that can be found at, say, any | | | | concoction of potatos with peppers. I prefer the |
| respectable carnival. Carnival food...now that's the | | | | crunchy topping of the hashbrowns, so I throw a |
| ticket! | | | | chunk of that on the plate. I then go for the bacon |
| When we visit Knott's Berry Farm here in southern | | | | and sausage. I put about half a pound of bacon on |
| California, I eagerly look for the nearest eatery that | | | | the plate, and about six sausage links. By now the |
| serves "funnel cakes". Funnel cakes are | | | | plate is getting pretty full, but if I can manage to get |
| outstanding...they take what appears to be pancake | | | | some gravy on that plate without spilling, I then |
| batter, and they drop this batter into a deep fryer. It | | | | cover the plate with as much gravy as possible. |
| comes out kind of flat and round but looks more like | | | | Sometimes I have to get a seperate bowl for the |
| a plate or fries or onion rings since the grease | | | | gravy, then later I can pour the gravy onto the rest |
| creates crunchy distortions in the batter. Okay, it | | | | of the food. Top it off with a Coke, and there you |
| looks like a big spider. They top it with powdered | | | | have it, the perfect breakfast! |
| sugar and boysenberry topping...when you bite into it | | | | I'm always on a diet. Yes I have a gut. I'm always |
| you can taste the crunch and the slight wetness of | | | | thinking about my gut. But you know, life is more |
| the grease, combined with the sugar and the berry | | | | than just looking good. I'm married...I don't need to |
| topping...outstanding. Now that's what I call good | | | | impress anyone. I don't pick on my wife for all of her |
| eating. | | | | imperfections do I? A little gut never hurt anyone. I |
| My favorite meal of the day has got to be breakfast. | | | | have been going to the gym, but I'm not into yogurt |
| I love bacon and eggs, hashbrowns, and biscuits and | | | | and wheat germ. Yes, I can start eating a little more |
| gravy. The best part about going to Las Vegas is the | | | | fruits and vegetables, I can start drinking more water |
| breakfast buffet! After you've lost a few hundred | | | | than Coke or Pepsi, but give up my culinary lust for |
| bucks on the slot machines the night before, nothing | | | | grease in all its various forms? |
| could be better than to stuff your face the next | | | | Never! |
| morning with an all you can eat breakfast buffet. I | | | | |